Okay, its finally arrived, the FINAL season of Battlestar Galactica… after months of rumours about it cancellation, and a movie substitution the first episode of season 4 was aired last night. At current i have no idea whats going to happen in this penultimate season, but if the first three are anything to go by, then its got some serious standards to live upto, and i doubt its gonna disappoint !

News has also filtered down the grapevine about the spin-off season to BSG, Caprica. In case you haven’t heard, Sci Fi has ordered a pilot called Caprica from BSG creator Ronald D. Moore. It goes back in time to before the creation of the Cylons for a look at life in the Colonies before, well, everything blew up.

Caprica is the story of two families, the Graystones and the Adams (better known to us now as the Adamas), and we’ll be meeting the man who fathered and grandfathered the goodness that is Bill and Lee Adama (Edward James Olmos and Jamie Bamber). Interestingly, when Ronald D. Moore was interviewed last year, Caprica’s plotlines were not directly tied to the characters we know from the current series. RDM was also asked if there might be any Thrace-Adama-Agathon-Roslin ancestors in Caprica, to which the reply, “Right now, there are no ancestors of anybody in the pilot.” Well, looks like that changed in the intervening time, and thank goodness!

Well it looks like iv found a new TV show that satisfies the deep seeded sexual needs of an ever growing population, this new series staring our once loved David Duchovny (AKA Fox Mulder) seems to be a potential hit.

David, not really showing much of himself in a regular role since the days of X-Files, though unveiling quite a few one hit wonder positions in films, Trust the Man and Evolution (to name some of my favorites) has now managed to get the role of most mens fantasies! Imagine a world where your career is being flushed down the drain, your wife (who you still love) has left you and is marrying another man (revealed later as your new boss) and your daughter is in the throws of teenage rebellion (aka, the world of LA drugs and boys is impressings itself upon her)…

Right, that imaginary world is now real, and David plays the main character, but theres a twist… Many of us in this position would be devastated, crushed and probably reaching for the gun under the pillow, in an effort to bring a quick end to the pain. NO, good-ol david has a different take on this, its an opportunity to fuck and screw every single hot-as-hell, sexy ass woman in the LA area! In case u think im kidding, lets take an example, in episode one we have a blowjob off a nun and sex with the underage daughter of your wifes new fiancé (gonna take this opportunity to point out that in real life shes 22 years old, which means im soooo wanting this girls phone number right now

I watch a lot of television series, ranging from Sci-Fi to Comedy, to some dam right wierd stuff, and never in my entire life have i ever seen a series pilot with such an abundance of sex scenes (actual sex scenes, tits and ass all over the place) this show is what two and a half men should of been if it was set after the 8PM watershed ! A weekly dose of softcore porn, thus i cant possibly imagine how the story line will go for this series, unless its aimed at being a documentary into the karma-sutra, but im gonna stick with it and find out !

I invite anyone to join me on this trip into the dark and deeply deprived mind of ShowTime USA !