Already, iv started seeing the floods of complaing girls on Facebook, MySpace and MSN about loosing their Boyfriends to this anticipated overdue game.
So with no further ado, congratulations… Games consoles have officially just replaced the love and admiration of women, how sad ! but on the plus side, that sad guy on YouTube with 3 playstation 3’s must be loving this !
But a small review is in order;
“GTA IV has its flaws as a game.” (1) “The flow of the game basically goes like this: you watch a cutscene, someone in the cutscene says that someone has done them wrong, you’re told they need to be taught a lesson, and then you get in a car and go teach them the lesson. At that point another cinema is triggered and the process repeats. … it can definitely become a little repetitive.” (2)
“It’s not like previous GTAs, or most other sequels, where there are new stand-out features that you can easily discuss and rate.” (4) “GTA IV [actually] reduces the amount of activities when compared to the previous game, San Andreas. You cannot go the gym to beef up Niko’s muscles. And eating a ton of cheeseburgers won’t turn you into a massive, wobbly mound of lard.” (3)
“You’ll probably be surprised to hear GTA IV has noticeably fewer weapons and vehicles on offer than GTA: San Andreas did. … Yes, this means San Andreas’ more unusual vehicles like fighter jets, hovercraft, go-karts and jetpacks are all absent. Don’t expect to be wielding chainguns, flamethrowers or chainsaws either.” (4) “The world itself is smaller than the state-sized San Andreas” (7) and in general the game has “a feature list that’s a step back from its predecessors.” (4)
“Even though the plot line is simpler than previous GTA games, it still gets cluttered at times, with a glut of characters entering the scene; it can be tough to keep track of exactly why things are happening and to whom.” (9) “There’s still a clear difference between this and [even] a B-level Hollywood production. … Every story note [is] delivered by flat, to-the-point dialog [and] we get characters over-explaining their feelings and opinions, leading to some awkward exchanges. (8) On top of that, “Niko’s Serbian … is God-awful.” (3)
Accreditation for review : Joystiq
