FAKE WEEK…..

Okay, im really starting to see another side of charley, shes actually appealing to me a little….

Sorry, i cant keep it up, i actually feel dirty for saying that, shes a bitch, a total slag who should be thrown over the bog brother house wall, or even through it if the other housemates feel upto trying a few times to make the attempt ! As far as other exploits of the last few days go, i think our girl charley made an awsom dog, although im not sure what costume they made her wear, looked almost normal really !

Okay, in other news

Why oh why, is this week fake week, cus charley is sooooo gonna be voted out, and the only good thing about it is that shes gonna hear the BOOOOOO’s outside then be subjected to the hate tape on live tv infront of Davina, then sent back in lol ! Wkd Man…

Chanelle… For gods sake girl, stop being such a moody bitch, that shit u got is the most honest description of you on the planet ‘grumpy but gorgeous’

The Twins… Kinda scary news that Amanda and Sam are veterans of 4 lovers so far in their lives, one can only hope it wasnt the same 4 sexual partners ! grass on the wicket, eek !

Carole… Oh dear god woman, shut the fuck up, for once dont be such a controlling freak, get on the treadmill and chill the fuck out…

Gerry… I think you’d of made an excellent kylie, u got the hissy fits down to an art !

Charley… Hey Hey, Psychic my ass… then goes and asks to join in… oh the two faced bitch does it again, back stabbin in one min, love ya to bits in the next ! just cus u think ‘Fake housemate Paula’s’ got some kinda pull over this weeks eviction ! FUCK OFF !
Tracy… startin to get a little scary now, do summut more interesting than lye on the bed and smoke in the garden !

Ziggy… Channelle, single… mate, u mind if i have a go !

Brian… YOU ARE THE DUMBEST MAN IV EVER SEEN ON NATIONAL TELEVISION, might be a big guy, but i swer to god in any game anyone can think of (including mouse trap, or monopoly) the twins would beat you before you could figure out how to use the dice !

Right… New section to the site, The Big Brother Watch… iv gotten sick of shouting at my television now, at the stupidity of some things… this section is now to be my venting zone, and as a warning, most of this will be aimed at Charley & the other housemates who are NOT NOMINATING HER !

Right, im currently watchin the nomination from each house mate, and skipping over the complete dum ass reasons Brian (our BB mensa candidate) for the moment, lets move right onto Charley, You two faced, pain in the ass. Im willing to acknowledge that shes a character in the house, and it wouldn’t be as interesting without her constant annoying presence, bu for the love of god will someone please sick a sock in her mouth.

Her nomination segment is hillarious, shes actually saying that chanelle is a back stabber and two faced, hate to break it to ya luv, but after the way you switched sides with billy im surprised you aint dizzy ! As for Brian, look in the mirror lady, if raising an argument to a outrageous volumes is a reason for nomination YOU SHOULD WIN AN AWARD.

Im afraid to say that if ever she does come up for nomination, she’ll get more votes than any prime minister ever has.

In Brief for other Housemates atm,

Chanelle… Grow up a little, its a bed not a 40 ton car, and hes ya (unofficial) BF, not a manservant, try asking not telling !

Johnathan… Shit mate, this guy can have some of the most honest comments ever, i know all our parents say its good to be honest, but they also say if ya aint got anything nice to say, dont say naut at all !

The Twins… Just keep doing what your doing, every guy in england thanks you !

Carole… this woman is to dirt and grime what hitler was to world religion, WAR… Youth care worker my ass, this woman is the T-1000 with a weight issue, sent nowhere in time to eradicate dirt and peoples free will !

Gerry… LOL, Loved the phone conversation with the fish phone, actually think this guys still a little sain in there, and god knows how surrounded by raging testosterone from ZigZag and Chanelle, Liam and Nicky (yea, mostly her im guessing)… and not forgetting Brian and Charley LMAO, loved that diary room confession (dude, u pissed the bed in front of her, inside a caravan… is there a chance in hell she would ever look… I THINK NOT)

Tracy… Rave on Bitch ! though u need to wake up a little lol !

Ziggy… I make it a point to dislike people who are dating women hotter than the girl im currently seeing, but as im not seeing anyone atm… Go-on my son, take another run at Charley and this time take a baseball bat !